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Oasis have been given a police guard at Abbey Road Studios after a crazed stalker turned up and threatened to chin Noel Gallagher.

The Manc rock lords are holed up in the famous North London complex, working day and night on their seventh album.

But the recording was interrupted last week when a crazed Greek fan showed up demanding to speak to guitarist Noel about song lyrics on the new album that he claimed the Oasis rocker had stolen.

Police were called to sort the headcase out after he threatened staff but he fled just before they arrived. A source at the studio said: “The guy showed up in a proper rage.

“He meant business and was clearly off his rocker.

“He claimed that he had written all this material that Noel had nicked off him for the new album.
“The fella was fuming and was threatening to beat Noel up over it all.

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“He was cursing at staff and being really threatening so the cops were called in.

“He tried to force his way into the studio but couldn’t get through. He heard the police were coming and turned on his heels.

“By the time the bobbies got down there he had gone.

“They had a word with the band and pulled Noel aside to tell him to be careful.

“They asked for a listen to the new album too but were politely thanked for their help and shown the door.”

Following the incident, Oasis have strengthened security at the studio and will have a police presence for the rest of the album’s recording.

It’s just not on disrupting the creation of rock’n’roll history.

Noel, brother Liam, Gem Archer and Andy Bell have nine new tracks written and almost finished.

It’s an important record for them and with music in the state it is in at the moment, we certainly need a big one from one of the UK’s heavyweights.

Noel has had a bit of bother in the past with mental fans.

When he was staying at his old North London gaff, Supernova Heights - zone HQ for most of the Nineties - he used to regularly invite randoms in for a cup of tea and a chat.

Then one day he realised he had a front room full of people he didn’t know.

Times are a changin’ for Noel these days, though.

He’s more likely to be sat in front of the fire with a nice, warm cup of Horlicks made by his missus Sara MacDonald (Scots women are the best after all), or reading bedtime stories to the wee man, Donavan.

The happy family were snapped out for an evening stroll in North London on Monday.

It looks like the Oasis lord could do with some much-needed kip after all that graft and stress in the studio.

He must be losing some of that stamina for the late nights...

Source: www.thesun.co.uk

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